13831 notes / 8 hours ago / reblog
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but i’ll bend over alot and stuff
37585 notes / 2 days ago / reblog
You know what language I love? Welsh.
can you not
you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?
167934 notes / 3 days ago / reblog
what do people even SAY during sex????
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY