dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

hallmoniter:

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but i’ll bend over alot and stuff

arkhamsiren:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

how

can you not 

love

this ridiculous

amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

POPTY PING

glamourousqueen:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

what do people even SAY during sex????

pitbull lyrics

yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY